前工程部长的求职信

RESUME
Date prepared: 8 March 2008 (12.00 am)

Personal Particular
Name: Samy Vellu
Nickname: Semi-value (any project's profit will become half/semi after i handle)
Age: 72
Sex: Male
Race: Please see my name
Correspondance address: Kememntarian Kerjaraya, Putrajaya. (Not valid after 10 March 2008)

Highest Education
1. LCE @ Sijil Rendah Pelajaran Malaysia (SRP)
Working Experience
1. Work as mnister for 30 years
2. MIC leader for 30 years

Archievement
1. Increase toll fee & set up new toll station
2. Proposal to solve Parliment building water leakage issue- (Project failed due to technical error, not my fault)
3. Proposal to sole traffic congestion in Penang bridge by introducing Helicopter to lift the break down / accident car (Project cancel due to technical error, not my faut)
4. Won in election (Sg.Siput) for 30 years consecutive. (Lost in 2008 election due to technical error, not my fault)

Personal strenght
1. Good interpersonal skill- able to communicate well & respect by all level of people.
2. good problem solving skill- by denying all faults.

Expected salary
-Not important (as long i get a job)

Reference
1. HINDRAF
2. People of Sungai Siput

Yours sincerely,
Samy Vellu